Anonymous said: god caught me masturbating one day this past summer, and before he tried to flay my exposed flesh with a scourge dipped in fire and brimstone, he heard Love At First Sight by Kylie Minogue blasting from my phone to cover up the moans of my bookmarked gay doctor anal gape scene and threw his wig down to earth. it scorched the night sky as it fell, kylie is pussy queen, faggot! he cried.
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